- Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
- Me: no
- Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda
i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me