• Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

(via j4rr0d)

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

(Source: meladoodle, via hotboyproblems)

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

(via swagbat)